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"The funniest publication in the United States." --The New Yorker

"Makes its readers teary-eyed with laughter." --Washington Post

"Genius...the most consistently hilarious spot on the flogged horse of American comedy." --Esquire

Everyone who follows the news and has a sense of humor won't be able to resist The Onion's Finest News Reporting, Volume 1. After all, who wants to be left out of the loop on such important stories as these?

--Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia: Operation Vowel Storn Will Make Countless Bosnian Names More Pronounceable
--Jesus Christ Returns to NBA
--Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes
--I Can't Stand My Filthy Hippy Owner, by Thunder the Ferret

The two million people who log on to The Onion web site each month, the 360,000 readers of The Onion weekly newspaper, all the readers who made Our Dumb Century a bestseller are sure to make this audiobook a huge success.

About the Author: Scott Dikkers and the seven-person staff of are based in Madison, Wisconsin. Dikkers helped found The Onion ten years ago and has been editor-in-chief for nine years. Before joining The Onion, he created the immensely popular Jim's Journal comic; he has also directed a critically acclaimed independent feature and several shorts. Additionally Dikkers has written, produced, and directed numerous comedy sketches and specials that air regularly on National Public Radio stations.

Written by Scott Dikkers - Audio book performed by Doyle Redland - Abridged Fiction - CASSETTE

Publisher, Random House Audiobooks (April 2000)