List $19.95

An original Audio full cast program - 2 CASSETTES - 87 minutes

Publisher, Scenario Productions (December 1997)

Includes:

The Denim Cut Shiny Stainless Steel Mirrored Suit and

The Bride of Mallery

Brick Mallery, Private Investigator comes from the old-school of hard boiled detectives. Each episode includes a full cast of characters, original jazzy musical score and mind bending speaker-to-speaker sound effects.

These Full Cast Audio Dramas Have Won Two Publishers Weekly "Listen Up" Awards for Best Dramatized Production and for Best Mystery Series.

Episode 1: 47 minutes: "The Denim Cut Shiny Stainless Steel Mirrored Suit" or "The Return of the Rat-Faced Monkey Boy" Listen to an audio clip NOTE: You will need RealPlayer Basic to listen. It's FREE !

Scenario Productions has uncovered the lost original recordings of Brick Mallery, Private Investigator. While given the task of cleaning out the basement at [bang!] Scenario Productions' head office, an aged janitor by the name of Tomi Gray came upon a peculiar set of wooden planks bolted to the concrete floor. With intense curiosity and all his might, old Tomi crow-barred the planks away to reveal a dark, cavernous room well below the basement floor. Upon closer examination with a lit candle he noticed an old vault, recording studio, cobwebs and the dried bones of Scenario Productions' missing original owners and recording engineer.

[bang!] Tomi climbed down the old stairs and found the engineer's bones still sitting at his control board, his skeleton hand still gripping a master tape entitled Brick Mallery Private Investigator. In the boney hand of own of the former owners, Tomi also found a note. Unable to read English because of his drinking problem, he gave the note to us.

The note read as follows: "We have produced a recording not ready for our time. Whoever finds this note, and these tapes, must not let them fall into the wrong hands. In our day the public surely would have gone insane from listening to this Audio Drama. But...perhaps in the future... society may be ready for Brick Mallery - Private Investigator."

This is the long-lost first episode in the audio drama series about Brick Mallery, Private Investigator. In this episode Brick Mallery's old acquaintance rolls back into town with a couple of hired guns on his trail. Both men resume a case involving the pursuit of an evil criminal who is seeking revenge. An intriguing cast of characters and an abundance of action is guaranteed to captivate the listener.

And with that, we threw old Tomi Gray into the cavernous [bang!] vaults, under Scenario Productions' offices. Now that the masters are in the wrong hands , namely the new owners and executives at Scenario Productions, we have decided that it is time to allow society to grasp the true meaning of ... entertainment.

So let your mind wander, and enjoy the first in a series of the lost, twisted episodes of Brick Mallery Private Investigator, brought to you by the bloodied hands at Scenario Productions.

Episode 2: 40 minutes: "The Bride of Mallery" or "As Well" Listen to an audio clip NOTE: You will need RealPlayer Basic to listen. It's FREE !

Congratulations, you have survived the first episode of Brick Mallery, Private Investigator and you have decided to come back for more.

[bang!] Your decision demonstrates great intelligence and a strong character . But enough of the Italian adulazione.

You're back to find out more about Tomi Gray , the janitor. After about a month we reopened the vaults in Scenario's sub-basement , which happens to be well beneath the earth's core, to see how Tomi was doing. We pried open the door and there he was. Little old Tomi was passed out with an empty [bang!] bottle of spiced rum in one hand and an empty pack of smokes in the other.

Tomi's eyes opened and he turned his head to cover his eyes from the light. "Did you survive the mission?" one Scenario executive said. "Did you find any more lost tapes?" spat another executive. "Where did you get the spiced rum?" another jealously questioned. [bang!]

"Well," old Tomi started. "I did survive...and here's another note I found. Were there any messages while I was gone?" he said as he handed up a note which read as follows:

"Episode Two in the Brick Mallery audio drama series, The Bride of Mallery, is a title of a monstrous undertaking which has consumed and broken many souls during its completion. Brick Mallery's crafty ex-wife hires an evil mind-control expert to wreak havoc on her former husband and hatches a plan to take over the city.

Thought-provoking dialogue, jazzy 40's style musical score and attention-getting sound effects add to this high energy audio drama."

Winner of the Publishers Weekly "Listen Up" Award for Dramatized Production.

With that, we tossed a cured ham down to Tomi and once again closed up the vault to let him search for more missing tapes. [bang!]